More "Glorified Janitor" than "Bouncer", really.
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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

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ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

nebet-ren:

asylum-art:

Everyday Objects With Faces Are Awesome

When you walk around and look at everything around you, chances are, you may see a face. It may be human, it may be an animal, but sometimes you can see faces in inanimate objects. This is called Pareidolia: Seeing faces in random things!

This is one of my favorite phenomena. :)

pareidolia

ANGRY KAYAK DEMANDS OFFERINGS!

FEED ME FRESH HUMAN SOULS

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School of Rock (2003)

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another-b0ttle-d0wn:

heyblaine:

how rabbit never ended up going on a killing spree is beyond me

omg childhood

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aidn:

rise

aidn:

rise

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

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bertibottsbeans:

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birbrightsactivist:

if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive

our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.

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rats-in-the-walls:

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP


Jesus guck

rats-in-the-walls:

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

Jesus guck

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yaelstiel:

They are killing me. [9.17]

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crazy-fish-lady:

kai-ni:

crazy-fish-lady:

hillstreamtanks:

AB link

excuse u kai-ni

HOLY SHIT I WANT HIM. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME I LITERALLY HAVE NO MORE ROOM FUCK YOU

I HAVE EXTRA TANKS..I COULD..TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR YOU…

crazy-fish-lady:

kai-ni:

crazy-fish-lady:

hillstreamtanks:

AB link

excuse u kai-ni

HOLY SHIT I WANT HIM. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME I LITERALLY HAVE NO MORE ROOM FUCK YOU

I HAVE EXTRA TANKS..I COULD..TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR YOU…

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werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

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