I'm just a bad dancer with a YouTube account.

arielrebekah:

one direction perfume is literally the dumbest idea ever now where can i buy it

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songforeveryday:

The Academy Is… | We’ve Got A Big Mess On Our Hands

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kikthepj:

[x]

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midwest-home:

2005 2007 2009 2013

This is amazing.. 

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shippin-larry:

DO YOU THINK LOUIS STILL HAS THAT FIRST AUTOGRAPH HE GOT HARRY TO SIGN FOR HIM.

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amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

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rocketfists:

adambloghart:

You probably don’t understand how much the Disney Tarzan soundtrack means to me.

I wanna know. Can you show me?

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sweetdreamshillary:

dreaming-decadence:

dementedmarionette:

jovialmaverick:

gosh-tier:

dreaming-decadence:

===> Your name is Dirk Strider. It wasn’t long ago that the Zombie Apocalypse started and you’ve already found yourself injured and alone. Your former friends lost contact with you shortly after it began…and your only salvation has been this warehouse. But it won’t last for long….and you really just want to know where the people you care about have gone. 

TT: Roxy? Jane?

TT: ….Jake?

TT: Anyone? Is anyone alive out there? 

==> Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You’ll be the first to admit that you suck at treating your own WOUNDS. You’ve been on your own for quite some time after you lost contact with your friends, and you’re starting to think that they’re all DEAD. It’s okay, though; at least you’re DRUNK.

TG: o well

TG: s not like im not used to bein alon

TG: *dammit

==> Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It appears that you have been BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE. It’s alright, though. Almost all of your friends are DEAD, anyway. All you know is that the first stages of zombification HURT LIKE A BITCH.

==> Your name is CALVIN STRIDER, and there’s no hope for you.
And soon enough, there won’t be any hope for anyone else either.

==> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and it seems you’ve been stuck in a perpetual state of half transformation. All you know is you’ve never felt agony like this before. The pain was enough to drive anyone insane…

==> Your name is GRANDMA HARLEY and you wouldn’t usually be worried about a zombie apocalypse.

But you have responsibilities now. You have to get your grandson somewhere safe.

Because he won’t be safe with you much longer.

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bedussies:

does your husband know the way you worship folie a deux

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

we’re a very non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let our dog name us. my name is Woof, and i’d like you to meet my husband, Woof. these are my kids Woof and Woof

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waking-up-on-saturday:

Are we growing up or just going down
It’s just a matter of time before we’re all found out
Take your tears, put ‘em on ice
I swear; I’ll burn this city down to show you the light

(via goldandsilverdream)

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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• *runs for 10 minutes*
• me: am i skinny yet?