More "Glorified Janitor" than "Bouncer", really.
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I used to dream about getting stars for the ceiling

I used to dream about getting stars for the ceiling

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emocas:

one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the other side of the glass just staring at her and grinning. 

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ishimarundo:

when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order

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damndanhowell:

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nikkijusttalk:

I’m sorry but doesn’t the bottom panel just look like Phil got a little…er…excited by Dan’s hand near his crotch and they both notice and try to cover it up without being to awkward about it. Seriously, Phil even does the whole ‘Castiel watching porn’ thing and looks down at it, before pulling his shirt down to cover it, and Dan sneakily peeks at it, realises, internally freaks out before remembering he’s doing an interview and trying to act normal. 

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'my north has risen'

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nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





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nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

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nofreedomlove:

THESE STORIES ARE GOLD HOLY CRAP

nofreedomlove:

THESE STORIES ARE GOLD HOLY CRAP

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disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

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cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

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maggiestatic:

Historic moments in Maggie’s cultural initiation

maggiestatic:

Historic moments in Maggie’s cultural initiation

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internet war revisited ~ requested by anon

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hiswhiskeyisthelucifer:

Fairy Prince on the street Dracula Oppa in the sheets

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foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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